1. new rule: if you talk during a movie, the people in your immediate vicinity should be allowed to line up and take turns punching you in the temple. Also, to the 50 people crammed into the table at texas roadhouse next to me.. would it be possible for each one of you to NOT cram your ass in my face as you loiter around my table waiting until each person gets their coat on so you can leave. It would be great if I wasn’t on speaking terms with your taint. K?

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  2. (via Chart of Republican candidates’ policies for the 1%)

    (via Chart of Republican candidates’ policies for the 1%)

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  3. (via Commercial break: Princess Bride Pregnancy Test)

    (via Commercial break: Princess Bride Pregnancy Test)

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  4. Not only did my co-worker and friend Kamel Alomari pass the LSAT but he did extremely well. Congratulations man! You better go celebrate.

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  5. After being accused of “drug-seeking” by my asshole doctor and switching to a doctor who actually listened to me and treated me like a human being, we have developed a pain management strategy that is working very well. I will have an MRI on Wed. and then hopefully surgery or whatever else is deemed necessary next week. My nurses have been amazing. They have gone above and beyond to help me through on of the most painful ordeals of my life. They are beautiful human beings.

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  6. First night at bromenn in Bloomington.  Its weird to have such nice, caring staff so concerned with whether or not I was able to poop today.

    First night at bromenn in Bloomington. Its weird to have such nice, caring staff so concerned with whether or not I was able to poop today.

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  7. Re-reading White Fang by Jack London. I forgot how much i love this book.

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  8. (via Geek Kids : Lullabelly Maternity Musical Device)

    (via Geek Kids : Lullabelly Maternity Musical Device)

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  9. corgiaddict:

Charley dressed as Yoda for Halloween.
Submitted by Sarah & Grant

    corgiaddict:

    Charley dressed as Yoda for Halloween.

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  10. Top 5 reasons to watch Hard Target with Jean Claude Van(god)Damme(this guy sucks at acting). 1. Wilford Brimley (the diabeetus guy) trying to play a cajun. 2. Van Damme literally stuffing a grenade down some dude pants 3. Van Damme’s righteous mullet that looks more like a jheri curl. 4. Van Damme trying to cry (apparently Van Damme’s crying face is very very similar to van damme’s taking-a-shit face) 5. THE FUCKING CREDITS - easily the best part

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